Schadenfreudelicious: Chris Matthews’ glorious post-debate meltdown

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Mitt Romney destroyed President Obama in Wednesday night’s debate. Hardest hit? Chris Matthews’ leg tingle.

I hear Chris Matthews is working on a new Blues tune – The Tingle Is Gone #tcot #gop #debate

— Herb Parsons (@hparsons56) October 4, 2012

Before the debate, Chris Matthews advises Obama to "kick him in the balls". After the debate I think Matthews got kicked in the balls

— Justin Brady (@RealJustinBrady) October 4, 2012

By most accounts on Twitter, it was … messy.

Chris Matthews "I feel a tingle running down my leg. But it's wet."

— Greg McNeal (@GregoryMcNeal) October 4, 2012

Im pretty sure Chris Matthews doesnt have a tingle up his leg tonight.. more like a tinkle down his leg.. #DenverDebate

— Nancy Couch (@ShadowPatriot) October 4, 2012

Over the course of a single debate, Chris Matthews went from a thrill up his leg to a spill down his shorts. @hardball_chris

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 4, 2012

Chris Matthews has lost the tingle, meltdown mode in full swing!!

— Young Republicans (@yrnf) October 4, 2012

No tingles for Chris Matthews tonight… Just awkward twitching. #MSNBC

— Eye on Politics (@EyeOnPolitics) October 4, 2012

Chris Matthews @Hardball @MSNBC went from a tingle up his leg…. to load in his pants last night. #RomneyRyan2012

— Merwin In CT (@Politix_Junkie) October 4, 2012

Unconfirmed reports that Chris Matthews stabbed himself with a fork tonight while ranting. He wanted the tingle back.

— B Fojtik (@PositiveEnerG) October 4, 2012

The meltdown was real. And it was spectacular.

There are no tingles here. But there may have been tears. Mmm. Salty, delicious tears.

Matthews: ROMNEY WAS WINNING!!!

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) October 4, 2012

Chris Matthews on MSNBC just tearing into POTUS. "Where was Obama? What was Romney doing tonight? He was WINNING!"

— Richard Roeper (@richardroeper) October 4, 2012

Minds blown!

C’mon, Chris, you know the chair is empty unless Jay and Bey are around.

Sweating and red-faced, the delusional Matthews insisted Obama’s biggest problem is that he’s not watching enough … MSNBC. Really:

Fave part of the Tingles meltdown: Saying the president's problem is that he's not watching enough @MSNBC. And then he pooped.

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) October 4, 2012

Chris Matthews is attributing — seriously, I think — the president's weak performance to the fact that he doesn't watch enough MSNBC.

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) October 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/ThatShapeAmI/status/253686268108632064

Most frightening thing tonight? Chris "leg tingle" Matthews saying the leader of the free world should tune in to MSNBC op-ed for advice.

— A. (@stlhockeyguy02) October 4, 2012

MSNBC for debate prep! We can’t breathe!

Chris Matthews "Why doesn't he watch this show?!" … Because he is like everybody else ever on planet Earth.

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) October 4, 2012

Another reality check for the reality-challenged Chris Matthews:

Maybe Obama's debate performance was a reflection of his record rather than a problem with debate prep?

— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) October 4, 2012

RIP leg tingle.

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