Boy, it sure it warm out here and goodness knows how long a man has to stand before he can give his speech and get something cold and refreshing. Mmmm….cold and refreshing. I bet a soda would taste great2 right about now. Oh, yeah. Nice and cold with those wonderful little drops of condensation running down the glass.
So thirsty. So, so thirsty.
Finally! Time to give the speech. It should be okay if I don’t look down at my notes right away. Wow…I sure could use a soda now. Anyhow, here we go!
Of course this has spawned a hashtag — #JoeBidenThankYous — and if it turns into something wonderful and funny, we at Twitchy will have the very best of it first!
UPDATE: Well, that didn’t take long, did it?
I would like to thank lamp #JoeBidenThankYous
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) March 28, 2012
— Peter (@pdigaudio) March 28, 2012
Mr. Goodbar, good to see you here. Thanks for all your support over the years. You too, Mr. Pibb. #joebidenthankyous
— Ken Shepherd ن (@KenShepherd) March 28, 2012
I'd like to thank the Academy for this great honor… wait, where am I??? #JoeBidenThankYous
— Dina Fraioli (@DinaFraioli) March 28, 2012
I'd like to thank the faculty of Accidental College. #JoeBidenThankYous
— Alex Coelho (@apcoelho) March 28, 2012
I'd like to thank faucets that let you know which direction hot & cold is. #JoeBidenThankYous
— Justin (@theGrudgeRetort) March 28, 2012
Congratulations to Mr. Peanut and his wife, Mrs. Peanut on their anniversary! #JoeBidenThankYous
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) March 28, 2012
I'd like to thank Mike & Ike… #JoeBidenThankYous
— Dave (@TooOldToBeCool) March 28, 2012
I bow to you, Burger King. #JoeBidenThankYous
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 28, 2012
— NavyTim (@ChiefNavyTim) March 28, 2012
I usually don't thank them but the Coke brothers have employed lots of Americans #JoeBidenThankYous
— Bossy & Proud of It (@lamblock) March 28, 2012
Will there be more? Folks, this is Twitter and the snark is strong!